Saturday, May 21, 2005

You Play With Fire, You Get Burn.....

A businessman sends his wife a fax :

"To my dear wife : You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

"When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table :

"My dear husband : I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michel, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference :18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 .... and therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow !

A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you ...."

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