Sunday, June 12, 2005

Professions?...

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions:

The first guy says I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...

Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist

The second guy says I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....

Double Income, No Kids

The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...

Rich, Urban, Biker

They turn to the woman and ask her,What are you?

She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know....

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

The second woman answers before being asked - BITCH !

What exactly is a BITCH?!?, ..they ask in unison.

Babe In Total Control of Herself.

So ladies, next time somebody calls you Bitch - SMILE.. and say ........Thank You!!

MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW

hahaha...no offence guys n gals...

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