I came across this email, sent to me by a former colleague of mine. Considering the fact that I'm also in a callcentre line, this really did crack me up. Just thought I'd post it here for reading pleasure.
Anyway am looking forward to Christmas this year. Gonna be on leave for 6 days this time compared to a miserable 1 off day last year. Keeping things short this time, any update and it'll be updated here. Take care!